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Anna Ford

"And let's not forget the other people in this tragedy --- such as Dodi, whose death seems to have taken a back seat this week."

Julian Dicks

"Once you've had a bull terrier, you'd never want any other dog. I've got two bull terriers, a rottweiler and a bulldog."

Samantha Fox

"I've got ten pairs of trainers. That's one for every day of the week."

Richard Keyes

"It's nice to see so many umbrellas here in spite of the rain."

Radio 4 (on the paralympics)

"The 5,000 or so volunteers are breaking their backs to make sure it's a success."

Trailer For 'Wilderness Walks'

"Up here, winter can strike at any time of the year."

Newsreader

"The Met Office says there will be some dark spells tonight."

CNN News International

"Israeli troops have this morning entered the Arab town of Hebron, in search of the perpetrators of the recent suicide bomb attacks in Jerusalem, whom they believe are in hiding there."

Alan Titchmarsh

"You seem to be a man who likes to keep his feet on the ground --- you sail a lot."

Abattoir Director Mr Duggins

"Abattoirs don't make a killing..."

Commentator

"Gay sex at 16 is to be the law."

Pete Kaye (US Congressma)

"He [President Clinton] should lay it on the table and let the American people decide."

Jim Wallace MP

"After the ceasfire in Ireland tourism went shooting up."

Sybil Ruscoe

"We start today in Belfast where the big guns are being wheeled out for the campaign for a yes vote in the referendum on the peace deal."